I'm not nearly as smart as I think I am.
Never cut basil with a knife - always tear it.
If I were a Vestal Virgin I would finally be leaving the temple on my next birthday.
How to eat pizza with a knife and fork.
Romans really liked to steal stuff (excuse me - recycle).
I like eggs - in pasta carbonara and zabaione.
I don't need much to be happy.
Italian men are hot. No, I mean really hot.
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What I've learned so far .
I'm way smarterer than I thought I was . (Apparently no extra chromosome either, Happy Day )
Never cut Tommy with a knife - always shoot him .
If I were a Virgin I would finally be leaving my parents basement my next birthday.
How to eat pizza rolls with a spork.
Mexicans really liked to steal stuff (excuse me - steal).
I hate eggs . In everything.
I need a 67" High def to be happy.
Polish women are not hot. No, I mean really not hot .(Why do they all have hairy moles?)
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